
"Good evening... and surrender, your money or your life."

Guy takes aim.

Another proud member of Yoko's Cross Country Track Team.
(Only Beguine Guild [BGN] has Yoko's elite running program.)
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Uh, good kitty. *shudder*
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Picking apples is a dangerous business.

"The orchard should be safe now, ma'am."

"Oh, thank you, thank you! How can I ever repay you?"

"Gold, ma'am. I prefer cold, hard cash."

"But if you can't spare the gold, I can think of other services you
could perform. It's your choice, ma'am."

"Can that face get any uglier? Let's see..."
And last but not least... The Apple Bandit rides again!
(Sorry, but this just cracks me up for some reason. It must be the hand...)

"I am the Apple Bandit. Your apples, or your life..."

"I am the Apple Bandit. Your apples, or your life..."

Stalker (telepathically): Is it good to eat?
Guy (after thinking a minute): "No."

"Okay, maybe just a nibble. No wait, she'll probably be even more
annoying after you bite her."

"As a ranger, you learn the skills of survival from Nature's creatures. I
learned stealth from the ostrich."

"See? It works! Didn't even see me..."

"Fly, Strider! Fly! You can do it, you just need to flap a little
harder..."

To start a really big fire, you need a really big match.

"Shh. I'm communing with Nature. It's a ranger thing..."

"Good evening... and surrender, your money or your life."

Guy takes aim. Good view of the cape from the (now defunct) Imperial Sun
[iSun] guild.

Beauty shot, from the guild hall.

And another...

"Ruins make me sad."